It’s been a long day.

I had to hide out in my burrow for the better part of the day waiting for those damn golfers.

But today was my day, I finally did it. I didn’t even need a reason. I wonder if they received total consciousness.
It’s like a Cinderella story, out of nowhere, a former dancing gopher becomes a killing champion.

I had my special drink, a half & half, while I got in touch with that force in the universe that makes things happen.

All I had to do was stop thinking…let things happen…and


Kill all the Golfers

A Mead with black tea and lemon juice.

Essential Elements - Gallberry honey, black tea, lemon juice.

Appearance - Deep gold with a lacy white head that dissipates into a thin white rim.

Aroma - Floral honey followed by robust black tea and sweet, rich lemon peel.

Experience - Rich honey contributes a mild sweetness followed by bitter black tea and notes of sour lemon. Full-bodied with a tannic, dry finish and a fresh tobacco aftertaste.

Type: Mead

Alcohol: 6%

Package: 500 ml bottles, 1/6 barrel kegs

Food Pairings:

Mediterranean cucumber salad, baba ghanouj, fresh vegetables, Jamaican Jerk chicken.

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