Death Unicorn T-Shirt


Comfy black t-shirts emblazoned with

unimaginably evil Death Unicorn images and lyrics.

Double-sided print, with Death Unicorn lyrics on the back (check below to read them).

SKU: DUTee Category:



Makers gathered in their masses,

Just like brewers at black masses.

Clever minds don’t plot destruction,

Sorcerers of cider’s construction.

In the tank the cider’s churning,

As B. Nektar keeps on turning.

Black Currant Cider for mankind,

Enlivening their thirsty minds…Oh lord, yeah!

Now in darkness, cider stops churning,

Currants in and all are yearning.

Now Death Unicorn has the power,

Thirsty minds want to devour.

Day of packaging, no more storing,

Through the tap Death Unicorn pouring.

It’s delicious, all have sworn,

Death Unicorn, laughing, raised his horn…

Oh lord, yeah!


Additional information

Unisex Size

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